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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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