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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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