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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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