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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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