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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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