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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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