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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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