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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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