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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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