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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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