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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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