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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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