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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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