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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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