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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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