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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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