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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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