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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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