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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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