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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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