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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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