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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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