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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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