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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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