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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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