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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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