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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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