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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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