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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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