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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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