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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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