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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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