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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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