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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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