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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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