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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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