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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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