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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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