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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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