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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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