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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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