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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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