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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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