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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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