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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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