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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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