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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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