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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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