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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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