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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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