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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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