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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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