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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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