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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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